I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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