I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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