What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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