how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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