More tranny stories later!
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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