yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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