u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
