It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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