So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I can't turn off my feet"
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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