Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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