I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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