I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You're a waste of cheezeits
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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