Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Also, beer. Big fan.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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