you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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