Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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