I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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