susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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