have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
one two three fourrrrnication!
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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