i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I party with great urgency now.
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