He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he thought i was a dude.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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