your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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