Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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