I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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