remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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