i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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