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you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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