she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
They are going to name an STD after you.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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