You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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