I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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