I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
MIDGETS
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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