and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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