love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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