the new term for farting is butt boxing.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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