awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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