she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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