I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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