Cold hands, warm shart.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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