THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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