Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
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I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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