yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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