Plan B is the new Plan A
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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