Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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