Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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