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: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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