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(313): View more from Michigan

You really coming over, don't trick.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.

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(573): View more from Missouri

shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.

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(702): View more from Nevada

If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now

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(513): View more from Ohio

Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.

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(530): View more from California

If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.

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(773): View more from Illinois

He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.

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