oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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