We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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