Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
