it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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