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my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We are all done wearing pants today
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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