no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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