***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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