Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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