omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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