I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
