That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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