Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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