They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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