I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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